OK so this is my life right now:
I bought a jar of coffee and was storing it in the same cupboard as another guy that lives here.
Then his coffee disappeared.
And since then he has been using my coffee.
I think he must have thought he had two coffees so put one coffee away.
But now I’m in a situation where I have to sneak my own coffees in.
Or I think he will think I’m just stealing his coffee.
Because he has just been cracking through the coffee I bought.
And there is no reasonable way to bring this up as far as I can see, so I just have to ride it out and put my name on the new jar.